what happened today!

i was at work today doing the mopping and i had the yellow signs up and i was about done and then they had to wheel a guy in a wheelchair in the hall and it was ruined! i hat e that but thats the way it is sometimes. some other guy was telling me his story about his kids or something but it was so boring its like I have work to do guy! so i got off work and i was at home watching tv and my dad was like waht are you watching? and it was like a cop show like law and order and my dad was like okay ill watch that.

MY CAT!!! my cat was going crazy today!!! it was like jumping and stuff and freeking out and it was crazy!! cats are stupid sometimes. i think thats all that happened today, so GOODBYE!!!

free GUM

so I was walking around at the mall and i got one of those gumballs they had for a quarter but 2 came out! so i got one free. suckers! me 1 mall 0 points. man they should get someone to fix thatt mahine i bet tons of people are getting free gum. Stupids! but i was thinking what good is gum anyway cause its not like its food? I've swallowed gum before but not very much like for dinner or something i bet if you did you would get a belly of gum and die!

JOKE!!

i heard this joke and thought you would like it What do you get when you cross all the hottest ladys in the world? A lady with a ton of boobs!

MOUSTACHES!

I was going to grow a mustache but i thought it looked dumb so i didnt.

hey guys! I haven't posted in a long time so sorry about that ive been pretty busy with work and stuff. i was out walking the other day and i stepped in some poop sick! I hope it was just dog poop not human poop cause how can you tell. I dont know why poeple dont just pick it up from there dogs but it took me like an hour to clean the gunk from my shoes! Watch where you walk it could happen to you too! My sister called again shes all right. My dad and me went to the movies I cant remember which one but it was pretty good.

Middle names

some people are probably wondering what my middle name is it's Lee. Brendon Lee Harper. I don't know why my parens chose that name for me but i still like it pretty good. some people have stupid middle names like baron or something. I'm glad i'm not like those people cause that would suck because people would make fun of you and call think your name is stupid.

my day today! and moldy rolls!

My cat vomited on the floor today while i was at wokr and my dad was the only one home but he can't clean it up because then he would throw up. So when i got home the living room smelled all pukey and i had to clean it up which I did but it was all crusty on top like gravy so that was kind of sick. My sister called today she lives in california with her husband and has 2 kids Hey Nephews! Anyway i told her that story about the cat which she didn't like but she sounded pretty good anyway.

At work today someone found a roll that must have been real old cause it was all green and moldy and we were joking that we should give it to one of our residents one of the more old ones cause they wouldnt know the difference cause their so old. That would have been funny! Well I'll write later I think thats all that happened today.

WTF!!!

Man, I just was looking on the internet and i saw this picture WTF! if someone knows what's going on here, they should tell me.

jonas pussy brothers

so i just found out that the jonas brothers supposed to be virgins. what!?? yeah, these pussys apparently are all about chastity even though they could have tons of teen ladies. Stupids!! what a waste! Oh yeah, your music sucks too! but i can't play so, i guess thats cool. but still, duh!

more old people stuff

In my last post i talked about how old guys are always pooping at my job but i forgot another thing old people at my work do. Sometimes they get naked, totally naked. they don't even know they don't have clothes on. It isnt very pretty because people get pretty saggy and wrinkly, ugh, its sick. Alright by agian, i'll post something later.

pooping Old Guy

This is a daily occurrence where I work as a assistant at a nursing home: a guy craps his pants. I mean, is that all we have to look forward to? some of our residents don't even realize they've done it--we find out when the smell starts bothering someone else, sick! Well goodbye for now.

Stupid Monkey Vid!

This monkey is so stupid!

Hey Guys!

Hey guys, Brendon here i'm new to the this whole blog thing but you can expect some pretty cool stuff here. I have plenty of ideas about...life and stuff which i'm pretty excited to share. Well that's all for now, all keep all of you posted about my life and the things i'm up to, so stay tuned.